sharkpunks:

Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong

enecoo:

poffs-gay-screaming:

enecoo:

Carbonated hot dog water

op do you take criticism on your posts

Go ahead and kill me already

bemusedlybespectacled:

catlips001:

m0uthslikesidewindermissiles:

catlips001:

kosmonin:

do kids these days know about glomping?

What is that?

hehe…. *glomps you* OwO

:3

What the fuck?

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

the-real-slim-strider:

weirdmageddon:

the-real-slim-strider:

weirdmageddon:

protip if you ever eat too much sour/acidic shit and you burn layers off your tongue suck on a tums tablet cause theyre used as stomach antacids but i didnt consider that it would act immediately on acidic surfaces but it does and it provides temporary tongue comfort

this would have been useful information when i murdered my mouth eating ten warheads in a row

hey quick question what was going through your mind when doing that

“urghurhur im love eat sour”

it was a bad call

4uv:

4uv:

give her one

give her a cheeto.

hotcommunist:

moodboard.

nauticalradical:

spamblogappreciationblog:

me, with tears streming down my face: which one of you is ruth ,

24 isnt referring to her age…

joshpeck:

tretijreznor:

im so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. and i want to be set loose.

​the energy of this post is dark and mysterious

crazymuff1n:

murdoc:

i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly